by lenda666 July 7, 2009
Get the dirty birthday candlemug. What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.
Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023
Get the Happy Heavenly Birthdaymug. When it’s someone’s birthday it’s Colin birthday, everyday of the week is Colin birthday. Wish Colin happy birthday no matter what time and day of the year.
by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021
Get the Happy birthday Colinmug. by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017
Get the hot birthday cakemug. When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012
Get the Birthday Card Statusmug. On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.
I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
by elseTM October 29, 2011
Get the Birthday Friend Ratiomug. When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...
"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
by JayWayne January 9, 2016
Get the happy birthday feliciamug.