jub jub bird

commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.

"oh shit! he's becoming the jub jub bird."

by jublove November 15, 2011

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 21, 2006

Bird

Slang word used for helicopter

Check out that bird in the sky man

by Chiquita August 3, 2007

Bird feeder

when participating in a 3-way consisting of 2 girls and one guy, the guy cums in a girls mouth (better if its the other girls mother), and the first girl spits it into the other girls mouth (better if its her daughter).

dude, bird feeder! i cant believe i got both of them at the same time! i came in her mothers mouth, and she spit it into her daughters!

by gaedikus October 12, 2011

bird flu

The old Swine Flu.

~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?

by K.S.D. May 5, 2009

Diddy bird

p diddys vodka named Ciroc Vodka

is that Grey Goose naw its that DIDDY BIRD

by deuce click May 8, 2008

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005