chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 24, 2005

biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016

Arse-a-Holic

-Someone who been an arsehole to the extreme and doesn’t know how to be/live any other way.
- Born arsehole, no regards for other people at all no matter how hard you try to make him see things/life differently.

Rob just have to stop being an arse to people, the more I associate with him the more I realise he is just an arse-a-holic and unfortunately no cure for it.

by Minnie Wrighton June 17, 2019

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.

Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.

by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017

Arse Belonger

Someone of homosexual orientation

Get away from my dog, you arse belonger.

by putyourdogonalesh September 20, 2010