Someone who watches porn 24/7 and can’t wait to fuck a girl, also very dramatic and a little insecure due to how much porn he watches. The bad things away now the good things. He is intelligent, reasonably kind and gets better when he gets older, a pretty good friend overall. Andres is not a Bad person, but his bad parts of him might be a concern until he is 30 years old, but after that, he is a cool guy
I met andres and he is a pretty cool guy
by Person #37878678 June 1, 2020
Get the Andres mug.A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
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by Killerhero07 January 2, 2017
Get the Andre mug.Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.
Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
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