Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

goose roll

when a drunk "goose cock" curls into a ball and rolls down a hill.

Nick got all "goose cocked" last night and "goose rolled" down a hill

by JuggaloDAB theREALone July 5, 2011

the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

giggle goose

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.

Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."

by Kaleighi December 16, 2008

Goose Bottom

After completing a less than satisfactory clean up job on aisle buttox, the wounded TP soldiers left behind nicely resembling goose plumage.

Yo man, go splash your buns...you've got goose bottom. (Usually happens at a nudist colony and/or White House function)

by General Freeze March 15, 2011

Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019