waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 23, 2017

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

special bread

when your special ed but even more special

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread

by specialbread May 17, 2019

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien January 30, 2016

bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014