the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

Split A Litter

To have a three-some

She asked us if we wanted to Split A Litter.

by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

denver split

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

by Loco Moco October 10, 2013

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011