A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022
Get the Minecraft Stevemug. Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.
Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
by McSteve May 15, 2015
Get the Steve's Lawmug. The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. Short "scumfag steve" aka steve covino from Sirius XM otherwise known as the creepiest fuck in the universe. Despite being advertised as "commercial free radio", Sirius XM interrupts the beginning of nearly every song to plug shit like Lays chips, Cheesecake Factory, the keto diet, Ring doorbells, etc.
Shut the fuck up and play the music SF Steve. I don't pay for this bullshit, this is why you unfunny pricks are losing out to Tidal, Pandora and Spotify.
by Serious Flexem August 8, 2019
Get the sf stevemug. Here, rack us up a steve jobs
by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021
Get the Steve Jobsmug. The most badass crusher operator in the land. Know for his huge dick and large production output. Steve Dave's can be found in the wild but very rarely. Steve Dave's also can get a girl wet with just the pronunciation of his name.
GUY:STEVE DAVE really kicks ass !
GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!
GUY: Steve dave ?
GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.
GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!
GUY: Steve dave ?
GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.
by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021
Get the Steve davemug. by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
Get the Steve kerrmug.