simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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maria murrin

maria murrin is a girlboss slayer who loves her husband lars ulrich
person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
by chickenstripsxx May 14, 2022
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maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution
by Averagescienceenjoyer December 08, 2023
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Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2
Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals
by Hayleearpa March 05, 2019
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Maria Wang

Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.
Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!
by nethuya September 12, 2024
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julie maria

Julie Maria is an amazing secret keeper you can tell her anything. She is no nonsense and doesn't like gossip. She is an amazing loyal friend. Julie Maria has a conscious and always tries to do what's best because it hurts her heart to be anything less than kind. She believes in Jesus Christ and is forever grateful to the Father for the Son n Spirit. She loves her other dearly and unconditionally and can't imagine life without her. She's a hard worker and loves and appreciates her Boss and Company. She will go the extra mile to please people. She loves to smile and you will find her doing this all to often 😀. She thinks smiles are contagious and infectious and promote happiness !!!!
Julie Maria is a good person to be friends with just don't mess it up !!!
by Thatitaliangirl December 22, 2016
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