whisker king

A man with a ridiculous beard. May be massive or just chunky and stupid. Sometimes abbreviated to W.K.

Look at tat guys beard, he really is the whisker king...

by Mondo 64 January 3, 2016

King Oceloter

he is King of Oceloters and stuff very cool and good youtube

King Oceloter is good youtuber

by King Oceloter February 26, 2021

Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Shlana King

Isaac Sloan, or more commonly known as shlana king Is a 15 year old stromlo sender that doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He sometimes ditches the dogs and go to adelaide to some shitty public school called Nazareth but that's besides the point. Currently Shlana king is studying sex therapy at ANU hoping to learn more about his passion of the female body *moans in myles ear* These are his attributes: He is a jacked mother fucker that snorts lines of creatine daily, He has the cock the size of an alpha wolf, He eats more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs and He is filled with pure testosterone
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.

Holy SHIT!! That guy is throwing a 90 degree whip on Moon Booter, it must be Shlana King

by Noicher August 5, 2021

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015