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triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.
Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.
by Luvs2spooge November 29, 2014
mugGet the triton hammermug.

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
mugGet the Thor’s Hammermug.

Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.
Jamal is acting like broken hammer.
by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020
mugGet the Broken Hammermug.

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!
by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023
mugGet the Hammer Jammermug.

joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.
Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015
mugGet the joy hammermug.

Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.
by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010
mugGet the Hammer Showmug.

Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.
"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"
by Garglemesack June 30, 2016
mugGet the Hammer Headmug.

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