where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021