agustus waters

An extremely hot guy with Cancer and one leg rather sexy and metaphoric

I wish I was hazel green and could get me some Agustus waters.

by Har de har har February 22, 2015

janitor water

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

Dog water

To be bad or dogshit or horrible at something to an extreme extent.

Kid with a 0.2 KD ratio: “Stop try Harding you loser.”
Jayden: “You’re literally free kid, your dog water, you should delete the game. I’ll buy your Xbox off you. Literally asscheecks.”

by pp stink January 12, 2021

Nukewarm water

The very opposite of lukewarm water , water that is extremely hot Beyond comprehension. (potentially fatal)

Person 1: Wow That waters hot as fuck
Person 2: holy shit yeah it must be Nukewarm water.

by XNION December 28, 2011

Cup of water

A stupid person who acts overly intelligent without being intelligent themself.

"Did you see the President's State of the Union? What a cup of water!"

by AlexisJA September 26, 2008

Water feature

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!

What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!

by P187 July 20, 2011

wizzy water

the drink that is made by mixing Methamphetamines in a water bottle; usually done to drink in public areas; see also "crank juice" or "the rockateer's momma's breast milk"

He got so dizzy after getting bizzy from drinking that wizzy water.

by santa clogs June 13, 2008