Vegan Water

Definition: Simon

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"

by Nerinhul April 19, 2023

That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead

Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Vegan

Ancient tribal slang for village idiot that can not hunt, fish, or milk a cow.

He's not just the idiot he's the village vegan.

by Vegans are dying November 29, 2023

Vegan popper

Simultaneously ripping a vape and dab pen

You down for a vegan popper?

Yeah bro…

by - dashmastaflash December 10, 2023

vegans

these are a specific type of people. there personalities can go one of two ways, they either can be extremly outgoing or can be a bit of a twat.

"i hate vegans"
"vegans are such nice people"

by Logitech free demos December 17, 2022

Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy

Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?

by socker456 December 31, 2022

VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.

Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”

by Peruki August 2, 2023