Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances

Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.

by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
...
We could be a unicorn dragon

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.

Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.

by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016