A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
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by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011
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Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.
Lucy: Arrgghhh!!
Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate
Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate
by MommaGeee April 9, 2021
Get the Blue moon mug.A man-made light in the dark (methaporically) in which the dark is for example depression or just a sad period of time. You could be someone's neonetical moon, like how an artist can be one for you. An object could also be someone's neonetical moon, for example a stuffed animal.
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