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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
mugGet the Grape Jammug.

grape

to rape and grope at the same time
Person 1: how was the party?
Person 2: terrible, i got graped
by starry da great February 17, 2025
mugGet the grapemug.

Sour Grapes

When someone comes to your house, twists your balls and they turn purple.
This bitch the other night tried to give me Sour Grapes.
by Nouglas January 19, 2024
mugGet the Sour Grapesmug.

grape fruit

A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.
There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric
by TheRealMorten February 7, 2019
mugGet the grape fruitmug.

grape

the type of anal plug that is, in fact as i have recently discovered, a fruit
bruh i found out my extra large grape is actually food
by grapeeater October 8, 2021
mugGet the grapemug.

grapes

My favorite fruit is grapes
by Wunka September 24, 2020
mugGet the grapesmug.

Grape

Purple fucking fruit that grows in your grandpa's orchard or something. It's PURPLE
Yo man wanna go get some grapes from your grandpa's house
Yeah man grapes are fucking neat
by GrapeReviewer March 18, 2019
mugGet the Grapemug.

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