egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

Hard egg

Hard egg

Hard egg

by I need help. June 24, 2021

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Egg whites

When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina

My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.

by Teaman655 August 26, 2022

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010