tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers

Shut up, bitch with tits. Fuck me sideways

by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.

Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.

by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018

ill-tits

Just another word for awesome, sick, ill, tight, cool... etc.

UGK's new tracks are the ill-tits bro.

by olad October 24, 2006