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TikTok

Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.
Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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TikTok

A platform where 5 year olds sing and pretend to get lost to 16 year olds pretend to get head and show what their tongue do. whether is old men duetting little girls twerking, furries, e thots, anime bitches, Deseret e boys or the massive amount of stolen content without credit we all know and love tik tok
jack: what the fuck are those girls doing

john: theyre doing TikTok dances

jack: kinda hot tho

john: what are u doing now
jack: downloading tik tok
by jules18 October 16, 2019
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TikTok

Noun: This is what ruined an entire generation.

Verb: Filming a video on the TikTok app

Noun/Verb
"Hey let's do a TikTok, this time it's the jump off a cliff trend" "Bro I sent you this TikTok yesterday, did you watch it?" "I hate watching TikTok"
by YazanDoesStuff September 2, 2022
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Tiktok

Tiktok means piss
Person 1: I need to take a tiktok
Person 2: ew make sure to flush
by amogus lol August 10, 2021
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TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
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Tiktok

A usless app that gon keep u up till 4 in da mornin for no reason 8f u got it I know u wanna delete that shit DO IT U NEEEEED TO !
Dean: yo u got tiktok dude

Hanna: na I ait got no tiktok that shit lame af

Dean: ya 100% that shit not bussin :/

Also Hanna at 3am:*scrolling through tiktok*
by Liveisgoinggood*sigh*;) March 17, 2021
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TikTok

the most fucking cringey ass video service ever. worse than musically
Loser: "Bro tiktok is so cool"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Wow what a fucking retard"
by ramsenn February 9, 2021
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