thunder thighs

A woman's thighs that are so powerful that when clapped together, kills everyone in an 100 mile radius

Oh my god her thunder thighs killed my son *insert clap noise*

by rrelish November 7, 2018

Thunder-prick

Basically a prick who pisses people off so much it's gotten to the point that they need to have a brick thrown at their head like in Home Alone 2.

John - "I just stole Jemma's jacket when she wasn't looking lol"

Leo - " 'lol'? You sir, are a massive Thunder-prick".

by Kohabyte December 15, 2014

thunder titties

Boobs that are big and very off shape with lumps! Occasionally old and wrinkled

Look at that old lady, she has intense thunder titties!

by Specialk12340 January 31, 2015

thunder tongue

The effect of farting on your partner's tongue while receiving a rim job

Hey Bill I heard that sally gave you thunder tongue.

by flatpat69 December 18, 2017

Thunder Rain

A baseball term invented to increase your chance of going yard by the thunder gods. The thunder gods contains the greatest baseball legends to ever play the game. This includes Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and last but not least Derek Jeter. The thunder gods have very powerful powers when awoken by the team using them. Thunder rain is a term invented by the Alpine baseball team. This power is released when you hike with your bats and arrange them in a perfect pyramid with 5 bats and 6 candles. Set them up with a candle between each bat and one in the middle. After set up you will begin the ceremony and begin yelling tribal calls calling the gods to be on your side. When finished with ceremony grab your bat and speak privately with it until you and it are comfortable together. This alone time will help you in the future when you have to trust it. When done your thunder rain ceremony is over and you can just go home and get ready to hit jacks at your next at bat or whenever the gods are on your side. Dont be scared if they dont show up till late in the game they can do whatever they want whenever they want. The end #thunderrain #srszn #fsu

The thunder rain gods will be on our side tonight.

by buckbeast15 February 19, 2019

Weeb Thunder

Weeb Thunder is a player of any FPS but mainly war thunder. They tend to use anime/manga/hentai references like Chan, senpai or Kunis whn addressing each other. They are also a fan of Girls und Panzer. They all have a Waifu to tend to.

Weeb_senpai: hello chan! I see the target kun. Target destroyed. My waifu is gonna take good care of me for winning weeb thunder *grinds on an anime pillow *

by Turuc Macto June 15, 2020

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead and couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

by Woodenhead May 18, 2006