Triple threat

When a guy fingers a girl and while he's doing it plays a song like it's a piano.

On Sunday, in the cinema I totally triple threat beth.

by ConnahWroey October 14, 2011

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.

Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...

by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022

eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

thead

Short for pothead. I think I saw it on the Simpsons, actually.

Dude, you're such a thead, your always out of cash.

by J-dizzle March 26, 2005

threak

Three times a freak, used when someone is too freakish for the word freak.

Bishop-Boy: Holy crapola Mandible-Man! Dr McDoctorson is such a freak!

Mandible-Man: Correction Bishop-Boy, Dr McDoctorson is more than just a freak... he is a threak!

Bishop-Boy: What's that Mandible-Man?

Mandible-Man: Three times a freak...

by PG-Wackiest August 7, 2011

Treadies

People who use treadmills at the gym.
Repetition motion that is absolutely neutral.
AI Borg Zombies.
The largest majority of crowd members that conform by default.

"There's more treadies at the gym every day, do any of them know that all that torque could be stored separately?... Where is your pump and how do you max it?"

by SJS June 11, 2015