Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011

Tempo Walk

When you suddenly find yourself walking to the tempo of a song, and you get embarrassed by yourself and purposely walk out of tempo.

Hey dude I'm coming....oohh.....got a tempo walk going on here....

by Harambe Glue August 17, 2017

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 24, 2015

Hoopers Walk

If a basketball player is hurt / sore / injured from playing all day they will proceed to walk as so

A mix between jogging or trotting w/ their arms up like they’re running or jogging
#Hoopers Walk

by Royal Dripp King 👑 June 21, 2019

dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 05, 2020

Hop-walking

A way to talk about skipping without sounding like a fairy.

GAY version (skipping):
Guy 1: Dude, after I beat that guy up I skipped down the street.
Guy 2: That's gay.

Straight Version (hop-walking):
Guy 1: Dude, I found a really cute pair of shoes today! And I hop-walked all the way home in them!
Guy 2: Bro, NICE!
*fist bumps*

by Bo'sBrother September 27, 2010