twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

Twist and gawk

You spit on his erect penis. Put a hand around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think he’s cheating , what shall I do to make him stay?

Friend 2: Give him the twist and gawk I’m sure that’ll work

by Twistygawk January 5, 2022

Twisted Mexican

A form of auterotic asphyxiation, using the string of sombrero

Yesterday, Mark gave himself a twisted mexican and died an absolute fucking legend

by anonymous October 11, 2020

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

Banana Twist

When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.

“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”

by WutDoUCN0w March 7, 2022

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

twisted tit

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.

would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!

by Twistedtitcreator August 18, 2016