Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.

"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."

by Tomathan June 9, 2022

phantom peen

The sensation a woman experiences of a male penis remaining in her vagina following sexual intercourse, even though the penis is no longer there. Derived from the term “phantom pain.”

“Gary absolutely took my breath away last night! I’m still feeling that phantom peen sensation, almost a full day later.”

by Malician September 5, 2025

phantom burps

when you can smell a "burp," through your computer

she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were

by ironfinn November 6, 2023

The Phantom of the Opera

During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.

“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”

“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”

by TheRealLolcat January 16, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

phantom._.coss

this word is to describe a very nice and cute person that you love

It could be used as a word to describe you lover phantom._.coss can be used in sentences like your so nice

by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021