making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.

I walked in on Kevin and Dave making balloon animals

by Dudeman2007 September 26, 2021

Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"

Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.

by jelsabel March 12, 2011

Balloon Carcass

The body of a popped balloon

"Oh no! You popped my balloon and now it's balloon carcass"

by Magconfan101 June 5, 2015

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Balloon

A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.

Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!

by Nyahiema May 30, 2018