Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.
by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022

Sisters by heart. Best friends who are so alike it is like they were created in a test tube. (Brave new world)
by Bæ17 February 20, 2015

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.
by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021

by rectified123 October 20, 2017

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.
The tube is civilisation.
by bobman October 6, 2003

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!
It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!
by sude beak July 15, 2011

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.
by Joey Mountz August 7, 2006
