Shrimp Tease

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

by Ketamine.Fix December 29, 2017

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Cleaner shrimping

Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.

You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!

by Choxy January 20, 2025

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shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 03, 2020

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shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

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Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

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