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Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face
* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe
by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008
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Joe Meaning

To finally live up to your potential and finish where everyone else has intended you to finish.

Then to fall back down quicker than you got up, to make a complete Joe Meaning of a situation.
Man you really "Joe Meaning'd" last month, you got MVP and now your in the second team.

What happened?
by Platinum_Mo December 17, 2011
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joe momma

"Joe"
"who's Joe?"
"JOE MOMMA"
by bruhboi12 October 21, 2019
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Caribbean Joe

When a guy goes to eat out a girl's butt hole after she has previously been to the beach and has gotten sand stuck in her ass and then she farts and sputters sand across his face
Mann, I went to eat out my girlfriends ass yesterday and then she surprisingly gave me a Caribbean Joe.
by KevinGough February 27, 2010
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joe pang

A dumb AF Asian that can not dive for the life of him, he constantly asks you how your girlfriend is and if you two are still dating. Pang is like bird that flys into a window because he feels like it. Pang demonstrates majestic swan like high dives and usually lands on top of your back knocking the air out of you under water. Pang should be locked in a locker and left to crustify on his own and live lonely for the rest of his life
Dude! Have you been sleeping with my GF??? man that's such a Joe pang move bruh..
by swagpreacher007 April 15, 2015
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joe bossy

Describes someone who thinks he's in charge and acts bossy and overprotects or make people childish.
- Why are you being so joe bossy ?
- I just wanna protect my family.
by Charles Ingalls July 11, 2006
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"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
by beahhhhman March 1, 2010
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