hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023

ambo-hobo

(N) 1) a thing that is sweet deal; a steal

(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies

1)Bro, you should totally buy that Porsche ! For that’s price, that’s ambo-hobo !

2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
“Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”

by dirty.chai June 2, 2025

hobo

hobo a boy called kian

wow that kian boy is a hobo

by chicken2464 February 9, 2021

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

hobo shit

the stuff that goes down in funny worm

"stop using that fukkin ryzen 5 1600, that's hobo shit!"

by hey_fluffy5 October 29, 2025

hickton's hobos

The most powerful army

Payed in Big Macs

Man1: did you hear about the decrease in the homeless on the street

Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos

by Raven109 September 2, 2020