Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 29, 2020

Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"

Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.

by Cornzilla April 12, 2023

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

BLUE MOON

Getting fucked in the ass and indefinitly almost cumming and never getting there...

"I gave her ass such a pounding last night but all she got out of it was a blue moon...."

by Belhol42 February 22, 2023

Moon rainbow

A rainbow that can only be seen at night because it is made with the light from the moon and light rain

Hey bro is moon rainbows actual a thing. Nah mate your just so stoned

by Is this life? July 19, 2016

Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.

by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018