Nighty Cow

A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.

"Nighty cow fella"

"yeah good night"

"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".

by campaj1 June 21, 2013

Mean cow

A mean cow is someone who performs disgusting acts to others to either hurt somebody or their feelings.

You are one mean cow missy moo.

by Isabella and Cindy April 29, 2019

shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...

A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry

by Dmaxx March 7, 2010

Cow Tamer

A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser

Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?

by James from Tejas May 16, 2009

Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019

cow gc

a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.

“cow gc is the best editor gc”

by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022

Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021