UNI Tax

The unfortunate penalty for successful investigators in which they are required to fix the mistakes of a UNI's inadequate or poor work performance.

The Detective had to pay the UNI Tax for nearly three days, tracking down a victim whose phone number was never properly entered into the police report.

by Au79Life June 29, 2016

Fanum Tax

The phrase “Fanum Tax” is derived from youtuber Fanum who is commonly made fun of for being fat and stealing other people’s food in designated percentage this is where the tern “Fanun Tax” was born. So Fanum Tax means stealing others food in small portions when they are eating

Man 1: “Bro look at this snack, it is delicious!”
Man 2: “Pay your Fanum Tax homie”
Man 1: “Fine.” *hands small portion of food

by Ohio Fanum Tax Rizzler May 27, 2024

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!

If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably

by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024

arrogance tax

When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.

William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.

by The Real GY May 16, 2014

fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food

older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig

by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025