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Mohali tactic

A very famous tactic in the game of cricket. First employed by the cricket captain of Pakistan (Misbah-ul-haq) in the semifinal of the cricket world cup in 2011 at Mohali. The tactic usually involves tuk tuk- ing your way to either a draw or a loss through defensive batting. Apparently the tactic is favourite within the match-fixing community.
Match-fixing agent: "50,000 $ if you execute the Mohali tactic tomorrow."

Misbah-ul-haq: " No! . . . . . . . 60,000 $?"
by Mazhar Majeed October 22, 2011
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 2, 2019
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Wine Tasting

(verb) the action of fingering a girl, and then pulling out and smelling the finger, and quoting this line " (year she was born) What an exquisite year ! ", or anything along those lines.
wine tasting ex. Ed was fingering a girl when suddenly he stopped and smelled his finger and said "1989! What an exquisite year !" ; Yeah JP was fingering me and then stopped and said " 1988! What a fine year!"
by Edwin II February 11, 2008
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Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014
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testickle

by devil herder July 11, 2004
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gym-tastical

A combination of gymnist and fantastical.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
My muscles are sore from a night of gym-tastical sex.
by Linguist_2006 August 17, 2009
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