bearded taco

A hairy-ass pussy.

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

by Al Sharpton's chapped asshole March 14, 2003

Bed Taco

A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.

1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).

2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.

3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.

4. The comforter is shared.

"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"

"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."

by well, there was this one time November 21, 2009

taco meat

black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco

Damn that nigga gee has no taco meat

by gee October 20, 2003

taco neck

One of the most popular sleeping positions when traveling. The head is tilted to a side resting on a window, seat belt, pillow, etc. Resembles a position you would make with your head when eating a taco. Results in neck pain and a really shitty nap.

That overnight bus to Phoenix killed me. I had taco neck the whole time.

by david10 December 14, 2008

Anti-Taco Legislation

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.

Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.

by Matt The Man November 3, 2007

Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

by Fool22 July 11, 2010

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004