Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

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Side step

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of

by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

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Switchback Side

The act of master bating backward on a toilet.

During 4H Exploration Days we caught Luke preforming a switchback side in the dorms. What a sight!

by Patt7298 April 15, 2020

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Side Switcher

(1) People in games who switches sides with the other side, for example, when a friend is playing Team A but he swapped sides and now he is in Team B
(2) Italy in both world wars

(1)
Me: *switches side to enemy team*
Friend: "What a side switcher!"
(2)
Historians:
"In WW1, Italy switched sides to the Entente"
"In WW2, Italy also switched sides, this time its to the Allies"
Me: "Damn Italy is a side switcher"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 26, 2020

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Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

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