Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Shrimp

When she has a big “bunda” and a big “personality” but, the face are no it its called shrimp
Why?
Because when you eat a shrimp, do you eat the head.

(Girl walk passed)
Damn, she a shrimp

by Jreepmaster May 19, 2022

Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.

Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp

by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018

Shrimp Tease

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018

Shrimp

Shrimps are evolved forms of simps, they usually found in the vtuber fandom.
It is also used as an alternative word to simp on twitch ever since the banning of the word.

"Ayo man Rico spent 350 on these anime bitches"
"Yeah man Rico is a massive shrimp"

by Bubba_fr March 27, 2021

Rose, lover of shrimps

"Rose, lover of shrimps" loves shrimps so much that she eats shrimps everytime she gets the change.
"Rose, lover of shrimps" can also be named "Miruna".

Aiden: What will your Roblox name be?
Miruna: My Roblox name is gonna be "Rose, lover of shrimps"

by Rose/Miruna July 11, 2022