Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
by rileyriley March 3, 2011
Get the rusty thumbonemug. by shvadenadder March 16, 2011
Get the rusty mashwetemug. by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013
Get the Rusty Hitchmug. When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016
Get the rusty gogglesmug. A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
Get the Rusty gaffmug. The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.
by V8HAHA January 14, 2016
Get the Rusty Braceletmug. by The Navigator February 8, 2010
Get the rusty pouchmug.