Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.

Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."

by krstn July 16, 2008

christmas tree

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

by Yodia January 21, 2006

Christmas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"

by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010

white christmas

When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.

Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.

by David Wilkins January 12, 2008

christmas tree

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.

"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"

by jibe July 29, 2006

Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

Christmas Day

A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.

Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?

NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!

by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014