December 9

national ask your crush out day even if they had a girlfriend/boyfriend just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score!!!

“I know you have a gf but like would you wanna be mine cause it’s December 9th?!?😉”

by sandwich😉 December 5, 2019

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

Orny 9

The thought before 69ing

I must be orny 9 because I see you n me in a 69.

by Tomme boyd October 5, 2020

The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

by FrogDawg June 25, 2023

9/11

A sexual act in which a man bangs a woman and then quickly shoots his seed at her breasts (twin towers), her butthole (pentagon) and her bush (field). Only for people with big cumshots.

Jack: Hey baby, how about we get kinky?
Sara: Yeah? Like what?
Jack: How about I give you a 9/11?
Sara: Oh that's so filthy! Let's do it!

by EroticDefinitions July 18, 2023