Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Liming Tax

n. The fine you receive as a result of being caught liming.

See also: Lime

"He finally got busted downloading free music. Got a 50-grand Liming Tax."

by eXDax October 18, 2007

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Tax Bear Cartel Member

A Jewish Lesbian

I was invited to a Hannukah party by my close friend that happened to be a Tax Bear Cartel Member

by Pieface_37 May 06, 2024

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

a super sigma charismatic RIZZLER with a level 100000 GYATT that fanum taxes everyone and then skibidi ohio rizzed them with skibidi toilets.

I'm a skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

by dove 🛞 January 22, 2025