Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

by Sekt March 21, 2003

swifting

When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.

Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.

by wearenightowls.com September 15, 2009

Swifty

A person who gets sexual pleasure from acting like a human swifter dust mop.

I'm a swifty. I really get turned on when I sweep the floor with my body like a human swifter.

by Mindfreak 2099 January 1, 2021

shiftcommathree

A clever way of saying "I Love You"

Stems off of the overused symbol "<3" in which you hit the SHIFT key then the comma key and then three.

Lyke ohemgee Kyle I totally shiftcommathree you even more now that you bought me dinner!

by Shelbings June 3, 2005

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Swift Like the Ekans

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.

Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.

by Lyfial April 1, 2009

Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014