Stank Lies

Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!

Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
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stank egg

An egg that stanks like ass and is in denial of being transgender
EW JORDAN YOU ARE A STANK EGG GO TAKE A SHOWER!
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Stank Chicken

nigga i aint suckin your stank chicken
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Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
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stank

do u not know what stank means?? jesus fuck. it means that u smell bad. you stink like fish bruh.
by stank woman May 25, 2020
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Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.
Here comes the Stank Shank!
by Locksmagic March 15, 2023
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Stank

-Stank It Means You Need to Take A Shower

Only Cool People Use it
GIRL YOU STANK DID YOU SHOWER TO DAY??!
by quietgirlllll December 07, 2020
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