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"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

by Random_Jake November 4, 2019

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Hym "But that's where I break from Ben Shapiro. You should ALWAYS say you're smart. I always tell people I'm a genius. Or, rather, I would if they didn't already know that I created AI. But if you WERE smart you would get my money to me before the pay up letter comes in the mail."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

by B0neappl3te4 June 17, 2023

by duck_human November 3, 2020

by Rachken June 24, 2019
