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boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.
Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting
by frankjameso February 14, 2014
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Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.
That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy
by rayz1459 June 29, 2022
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Sitting White Bear

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022
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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.
Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.
by Shaboinked December 11, 2023
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sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.
"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"
by kprowand January 17, 2012
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Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
by blazer13 September 4, 2013
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