toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising

On this day every year the furry population increases tremendously because on this day anyone who tries to beat a furry turns into a furry

Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising is a day to be reckoned with

by Tb179 November 6, 2022

Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015

secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

by Evil October 18, 2003