Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.

Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?

by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013

Prison Sausage

Another word for dick. As you most likely guessed....

Prisoner 1: I'm gon give you a prison sausage
Prisoner 2: fuck you
Prisoner 1: mmmmmmmm

by SausageThroat August 31, 2015

Sausage Circus

A gay orgy in which 1 or more participants dresses as a clown; gay orgy in general

Oh, yeah, after the concert there was a sausage circus backstage

by mayogargler101 April 29, 2009

Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

blood sausage

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!

by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

Sausage Farm

Gathering spot for homosexual males.
I.E Parks, Rest Stops ( after dark ).

I pulled into the rest stop and was immediately horrified. I was sure it was a sausage farm from the thick odor of feces and semen.

by Remover October 6, 2003