1. Experiencing a massive, painful bowel movement that leaves you regretting every meal choice you've ever made.
2. Slipping spectacularly on the ground, resulting in the unfortunate loss of teeth and a solid story for the ages.
2. Slipping spectacularly on the ground, resulting in the unfortunate loss of teeth and a solid story for the ages.
After last night's chili, I totally pulled a Sara in the bathroom.
Did you see her wipe out on the ice? She pulled a Sara and lost a front tooth!
Careful on that wet floor—you don’t want to pull a Sara
Did you see her wipe out on the ice? She pulled a Sara and lost a front tooth!
Careful on that wet floor—you don’t want to pull a Sara
by Saras friend January 20, 2025
Get the Pull a Sara mug.Vasco loves Sara he said his tip won't fit inside her. Vasco has many backups after her. We try to get them to talk, but he is a pussy. He said she had beautiful brown hair. Vasco's backups are: 1. Sydnee 2. Zayaan 3. Chiara 4. Elana. Vasco is gay but likes girls. He touches our balls for fun and booty rapes each one of us. We get lit up. VASCO LIKES SARA.
I will set them up together so he can light it up.
I will set them up together so he can light it up.
by VASCO HEHEHE April 15, 2025
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a caring person who is is secretly very talented but doesn't like to show it. she is a very timid person and can be your best friend or your worst enemy
by mereen patel February 24, 2020
Get the saraswathy mug.A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.
Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.
by Ennealogic May 1, 2009
Get the Sarasite mug.It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
by whoamihandle May 19, 2021
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Get the saraswati mug.When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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