sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

sad panda

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

whoisthepanda.com

Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Sad Bunny

def cum on both sides of girls face take off socks and apply socks will hang down thus creating the sad bunny

She wouldn't give so after she went to bed I gave her a sad bunny.

by gotugood March 28, 2010

Sad Puppy

When your stomach overlaps your pants, but it’s still cute

I ate way too much food, my sad puppy is showing through

by Smart-ass14 May 13, 2018

Sad Road

A happy trail coming out of the ass.

Ewww! That guy has such a long sad road.

by Talora October 21, 2008

Sad Saturday

Sad Saturday is the day of the week where most people will feel either bad abt themselves or just feel sad in general. If its Sad Saturday and u see someone that doesnt look very happy, try and cheer them up. Obvs if they dont wanna talk then leave them alone.

Person 1: Kill me alreadyyyy
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No but I dont know why...
Person 2: Oh ik, its bc it's Sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016