Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Medway Swag

Unlike regular swag, Medway Swag includes rednecks, hicks, muddy lifted trucks, burn outs, country music, tan lines, rugby, going for a smoke in Weldon, leaving farm animals in your school, and driving your tractor to school.

After smoking up the entire student parking lot doing a burn out with a lifted muddy truck, one might say "dat Medway swag doe!"

by MedwayHS June 21, 2014

Swag monster

The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!

A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!

by Biak September 23, 2011

SWAG bag

acronym Stuff We All Get

Everyone entering the event will get a swag bag

by C01e August 13, 2015

Ruble Swag

Guappin' out like the Rubleski aka Swag Nasty on a zillion aka 10 toilets aka guap, cake, b-day, all day like everyday my berfday!

Why you be jockin' my Ruble Swag?!

by Guap City August 7, 2009

swag rap

A genre of rap that is based on original appearance and behavior. The lyrics are usually meaningless, but often so random and pleasant sounding that you can't help but listen to them.

Lil B and Riff Raff are typical swag rappers.

by amphibian marauder September 3, 2012

Awkward Swag

The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.

Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!

by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 9, 2013